batteries

JB quote of the week

"Look at this bug bite on my hand. My cat gave it to me with its claw when he tried to wake me up."

JB text of the week

"Ginger Beer is the most effective weapon that i've found against beer."

JB party of the week

This Saturday, 22nd August, is your chance to party with the one and only Josh "Party Josh" Ballard.

3424 West Allegheny Avenue. The City of Philadelphia. Corner of Sedgwick and Allegheny.
(Side door / second floor)

Party Time.



P.S. ask Josh to see the beach when you get there.

JB quotes of the week

"I think i'm becoming a cat lady."

"I have to take it back to the library, I just don't feel comfortable reading a book with large print."

truce?

"He's not answering. Do you think Ryan knows how to block my phone number? I've called him fifteen times?"

JB quotes of the week

"These sparkler's smell like lettuce."

"I can't stop hiccuping, the sun isn't out any more."

good ole days

Last time on Garbage St

JB quote of the week

"I could just sleep on the floor... Is the floor harder than the earth? Because when I go camping I just sleep in my sleeping bag on the ground."

JB quotes of the week

ATLANTIC CITY EDITION

"I wish I could watch Starwars while gambling."

"I'm not going to make a fool of myself just to see the ocean."

JB quote of the week

"How am I supposed to save money if everything turns to mold!?"

JB quote of the week

"I think my right arm is longer than my left arm."

[For more "context," see entry from 10th November 2007]

JB morning hair of the week

JB quote of the week

"Apparently my computer has 'Voice Recognition,' but I haven't tried it because I feel weird having my computer knowing what i'm talking about."

JB quote of the week

"What is a library in progress in congress?"

JB quote of the week

"I hope I don't ever have another red-meat headache. I think I had one on Monday"

JB impersonation of the week

This week it's Jack Nicholson circa One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

JB quote of the week

"My face isn't malleable right now."

JB quote of the week

"Doesn't everything in the ocean smell the same, anyway?"

JB quote of the week

"Do you think I can get my fingernails to go straight across, like yours? I've seen lots of images online and most people's are straight across. Is it because I bite my nails? I could stop if i needed to.

JB quote of the week

"I put man-eating glass in a bag. Everyone thought I would cut my fingers, but did i cut my fingers? No, 'N' 'O.' Do these look like fingers of someone who could be cut? 'N' 'O.'"

JB quote of the week

"Do you think there is anything ethically wrong with taking vitamins with beer?"

voicemail transcript

"SUE! What the fuck is Phil Burge Syndrome? Ryan won't tell me! Call me back and tell me!"