JB quote of the week

"All I have to do is pretend that is a Tater Tot, and I won't want it."

grow

Exhibit A:

in which Josh's one arm is almost definitely longer than his other arm.

[For more "context," see entries from 2nd May 2009, and more importantly 10th November 2007]

JB quote of the week

"Guys, seriously, can people breathe through their ears?"

JB photo of the week

JB quote of the week

"I ate dinner already... but I don't know if it worked."

JB quote of the week

"Listen, I can't make my legs any more disappointing than this."

JB quote of the week

"I come from a long line of religious mystics."

JB quote of the week

"I wasn't raised to be a man... I was raised to be an educated housewife."

JB quote of the week

"I got an earache on Friday. I think I can hear fine, but it feels like I can't."