Some recent discoveries

A few days ago I was pouring myself a glass or flash-pasteurized Florida orange juice.
Whenever Josh buys orange juice, he always gets it sans pulp. So, when I buy orange juice I buy pulpless, also, assuming Josh just doesn't like pulp. My sister is the same way. Everyone else in my family loves pulp, so as a child she would strain the pulp from the juice before drinking it.
So, the other day I asked josh, "You don't like pulp, do you? I really think orange juice is so much better with lots of pulp."
Josh responded: "I don't really know..."
"Wait, you've never even had orange juice with pulp!?"
Then came this weeks gem.
"Well, i feel like I need to ease my way into these things. I only started drinking orange juice last year."
LAST YEAR!
There's something else you should know about Josh: He has never eaten peaches!
How is it even possible that someone like this exists?

JB quote of the week

"Wait, so the saying 'if it doesn't kill you, it just makes you stronger,' doesn't apply to all parts of the body?"

JB quote of the week

"I feel like I'm full, but I also feel like I'm hungry. It's quite confusing."