14 December 2009

batteries

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03 October 2009

JB quote of the week

"Look at this bug bite on my hand. My cat gave it to me with its claw when he tried to wake me up."

16 September 2009

JB text of the week

"Ginger Beer is the most effective weapon that i've found against beer."

20 August 2009

JB party of the week

This Saturday, 22nd August, is your chance to party with the one and only Josh "Party Josh" Ballard.

3424 West Allegheny Avenue. The City of Philadelphia. Corner of Sedgwick and Allegheny.
(Side door / second floor)

Party Time.



P.S. ask Josh to see the beach when you get there.

07 August 2009

JB quotes of the week

"I think i'm becoming a cat lady."

"I have to take it back to the library, I just don't feel comfortable reading a book with large print."

13 July 2009

truce?

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"He's not answering. Do you think Ryan knows how to block my phone number? I've called him fifteen times?"

11 July 2009

JB quotes of the week

"These sparkler's smell like lettuce."

"I can't stop hiccuping, the sun isn't out any more."

29 June 2009

23 June 2009

30 May 2009

JB quote of the week

"I could just sleep on the floor... Is the floor harder than the earth? Because when I go camping I just sleep in my sleeping bag on the ground."

10 May 2009

JB quotes of the week

ATLANTIC CITY EDITION

"I wish I could watch Starwars while gambling."

"I'm not going to make a fool of myself just to see the ocean."

06 May 2009

JB quote of the week

"How am I supposed to save money if everything turns to mold!?"

02 May 2009

JB quote of the week

"I think my right arm is longer than my left arm."

[For more "context," see entry from 10th November 2007]

28 April 2009

25 April 2009

JB quote of the week

"Apparently my computer has 'Voice Recognition,' but I haven't tried it because I feel weird having my computer knowing what i'm talking about."

10 April 2009

JB quote of the week

"What is a library in progress in congress?"

03 April 2009

JB quote of the week

"I hope I don't ever have another red-meat headache. I think I had one on Monday"

17 March 2009

JB impersonation of the week



This week it's Jack Nicholson circa One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

13 March 2009

JB quote of the week

"My face isn't malleable right now."

10 March 2009

JB quote of the week

"Doesn't everything in the ocean smell the same, anyway?"

07 March 2009

JB quote of the week

"Do you think I can get my fingernails to go straight across, like yours? I've seen lots of images online and most people's are straight across. Is it because I bite my nails? I could stop if i needed to.

08 February 2009

JB quote of the week

"I put man-eating glass in a bag. Everyone thought I would cut my fingers, but did i cut my fingers? No, 'N' 'O.' Do these look like fingers of someone who could be cut? 'N' 'O.'"

05 February 2009

JB quote of the week

"Do you think there is anything ethically wrong with taking vitamins with beer?"

15 January 2009

voicemail transcript

"SUE! What the fuck is Phil Burge Syndrome? Ryan won't tell me! Call me back and tell me!"