1%

JB quote of the week

"I'm going to post a picture of a dolphin with wires coming out of its head, on facebook with a caption that says: "We are the 1%""

JB quote of the week

"Wait, what aspects of noir am i not aware of?"

JB quotes of the week

Cosby Show Edition:

"Growing up my dad would say: "why aren't you more like Rudy Huxtable.""

"Why don't they just call it the Rudy Huxtable Show? That's the show i would want to watch."

JB quote of the week

"I can't wait until they open a Vietnamese Dunkin' Donuts."

JB quote of the week

"All I have to do is pretend that is a Tater Tot, and I won't want it."

grow

Exhibit A:

in which Josh's one arm is almost definitely longer than his other arm.

[For more "context," see entries from 2nd May 2009, and more importantly 10th November 2007]

JB quote of the week

"Guys, seriously, can people breathe through their ears?"

JB photo of the week

JB quote of the week

"I ate dinner already... but I don't know if it worked."