13 July 2009

truce?

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"He's not answering. Do you think Ryan knows how to block my phone number? I've called him fifteen times?"

11 July 2009

JB quotes of the week

"These sparkler's smell like lettuce."

"I can't stop hiccuping, the sun isn't out any more."

29 June 2009

23 June 2009

30 May 2009

JB quote of the week

"I could just sleep on the floor... Is the floor harder than the earth? Because when I go camping I just sleep in my sleeping bag on the ground."

10 May 2009

JB quotes of the week

ATLANTIC CITY EDITION

"I wish I could watch Starwars while gambling."

"I'm not going to make a fool of myself just to see the ocean."

06 May 2009

JB quote of the week

"How am I supposed to save money if everything turns to mold!?"

02 May 2009

JB quote of the week

"I think my right arm is longer than my left arm."

[For more "context," see entry from 10th November 2007]

28 April 2009

25 April 2009

JB quote of the week

"Apparently my computer has 'Voice Recognition,' but I haven't tried it because I feel weird having my computer knowing what i'm talking about."