JB quote of the week

"Listen, I can't make my legs any more disappointing than this."

JB quote of the week

"I come from a long line of religious mystics."

JB quote of the week

"I wasn't raised to be a man... I was raised to be an educated housewife."

JB quote of the week

"I got an earache on Friday. I think I can hear fine, but it feels like I can't."

batteries

JB quote of the week

"Look at this bug bite on my hand. My cat gave it to me with its claw when he tried to wake me up."

JB text of the week

"Ginger Beer is the most effective weapon that i've found against beer."

JB party of the week

This Saturday, 22nd August, is your chance to party with the one and only Josh "Party Josh" Ballard.

3424 West Allegheny Avenue. The City of Philadelphia. Corner of Sedgwick and Allegheny.
(Side door / second floor)

Party Time.



P.S. ask Josh to see the beach when you get there.

JB quotes of the week

"I think i'm becoming a cat lady."

"I have to take it back to the library, I just don't feel comfortable reading a book with large print."

truce?

"He's not answering. Do you think Ryan knows how to block my phone number? I've called him fifteen times?"